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...:Insult Of The
Day:...
"When he
sent his photo to the Lonely Hearts Club, they replied, 'We are not
that lonely!' "
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.........OTHER INSULTS........
1. He pays a compliment as if he expects a receipt
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2. You've got all senses but one, the sense of using senses.
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3. Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen
years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
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4. People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not
perfect, but you are doing alright.
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5. Ordinarily, people live and learn. You just live.
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6. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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7. Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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8. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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9. I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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10. Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
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11. In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
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12. Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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13. Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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14. You started at the bottom and it's been downhill ever since.
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15. You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
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16. Whatever is eating you must be suffering horribly.
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17. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
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18. Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
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19. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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20. You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the
opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
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21. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
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22. If
ignorance is really a blessing, then you must be the happiest person
in the world
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23. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one
would have been better than none.
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